"Pedal Power"
Now that I've rode my bike to work for at least a week, I've made a few observations.
1. Other Adults who ride their bikes to work don't really care that you also ride your bike to work. I found this out after repeated attempts at smirking, smiling, and flat out waving at other Adult bikers and not getting ANY form of acknowledgment (I love spell check!). So the only logical conclusion I can come to is that these Adult cyclists must not own a car and don't give a damn about me doing my part (smug alert) to save to planet! They're bummed because they have to ride their bikes to work...screw waving back at that guy with his cool helmet and lunch bag strapped to his awesome bag!
2. College Students who ride their bikes really don't give a damn about those who ride their bikes to work. I'm smart enough to know this inherently since I was a college student not too long ago, I didn't give a damn either. The problem with College students is, they ride slow...real l l l l y slow, and don't bother to get out of your way! I bought a cool bell to take care of this problem! "...Ring Ring....Hey Brah! can you sweep your long flowing locks of hair out of your eyes and let me bike past you...brah!"
3. Pedestrians pray that you burn in hell. I won't elaborate on that any further!
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